lundi 4 juillet 2011

Just leave the Beretta!



Tandis que la Blonde Égérie parfait au soleil sa tenue de travail, l'auteur rejoint la pénombre de son studio où l'attend le Fantôme des Années Anciennes.
- Mais dites: ne serait-ce pas un Beretta que tient le personnage ? Le même que James Bond ?
- Non! Un modèle plus conséquent que celui qui donna lieu à ce savoureux dialogue:
M: Take off your jacket, Double-O Seven and give me your gun.... Yes, I thought so. This damn Beretta again. I’ve told you about this before. Armourer! You tell him - for the last time!
MAJOR BOOTHROYD: Nice and light - in a lady’s handbag. No stopping power.
M: Any comments?
JAMES BOND: I disagree sir. I’ve used a Beretta for ten years - I’ve never missed with it yet!
M: Maybe not, but it jammed on your last job and you spent six months in hospital in consequence. If you carry a Double-O number it means you’re licenced to kill not get killed. And another thing. Since I’ve been head of MI7 there’s been a 40 percent drop in Double-O operative casualties, and I want it to stay that way. You’ll carry the Walther - unless of course you’d prefer to go back to standard intelligence duties.
JAMES BOND: No sir. I would not.
M: Then from now on you carry a different gun, show him armourer.
MAJOR BOOTHROYD: Walther PPK 7.65 mil with a delivery like a brick through a plate-glass window. Takes a Brausch silencer with very little reduction in muzzle velocity - the American CIA swear by them.
M: Thank you Major Boothroyd.
MAJOR BOOTHROYD: Thank you sir. Goodnight sir.
M: Any questions Double-O Seven?
JAMES BOND: No sir.
M: Alright then. Best of luck.
JAMES BOND: Thank you sir.
M: Double-O Seven!
JAMES BOND: Sir?
M: Just leave the Beretta.

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